Pizza and Salad

Pizza and Salad

Pizza is a wonderful thing.  And when you add salad to pizza it’s a beautiful thing. When you go to get pizza you cannot just get pizza you got to get a salad with it or your pizza is just lame, bland, and lonely. Getting pizza without salad is like getting a pet and then not having another pet to be that pets’ friend, so you got a little pet all lonely, bored and depressed cause it doesn’t have a friend to play with. And it’s the same when the situation is salad without pizza. It is almost depressing really just sitting there look at that salad and you are like wow I probably should have gotten a pizza with that salad then you begin to eat the salad and you start to weep a little because you think about how lonely the salad is just sitting in your stomach with no friends to slowly digest with. Then for the rest of the night you feel so depressed that you don’t want to do anything else; you don’t want to go out with friends you don’t want to watch TV you just want to sit there and weep cause of the turmoil you put that sad little bowl of salad through.  

                Literally salad without pizza or vice versa could be a possible cause of Armageddon. Someone forgets to get pizza with their salad then become crazy and decide to like start a war with Russia or something then boom world war three is upon us. Then when we run out of weapons and ammo we start launching the forgotten salads across the ocean because that’s the only form of ammo we can find. This eventually becomes the start of a hunger crisis which drives us deeper into war until further down the road we are living in an apocalyptic world. This is a crisis in which could have been avoided if one lonely man would have simply remembered to order a pizza to accompany his salad so he hadn’t gone insane and unleashed the apocalypse upon the world. This pizza war torn future can only be avoided if food eateries and pizza parlors everywhere require the purchase of a pizza with a salad or salad with pizza. The future is at stake and there is only one way to avoid the end… pizza should always be served with salad.