Thursday, January 29, 2015

Future

Future       

Yesterday we had a guest speaker come in and talk to us about art institute. i thought it was interesting that the college doesn't require any gen ed courses. i also thought it interesting that some of the campuses don't have all of the courses. i question the fact that audio design is offered mostly only in California and Texas.
       in the future 10 years from now i hope to be done with college and be an accomplished graphic designer.
i may still be in my college town or i may be back here or in Branson i hope to work for a stage company in Branson because i know a small production company that i for see going pretty far. i hope to have no debt and maybe have a family. i wanna be happy and not have to deal with the struggles in life. i hope some of the friends i have now will follow me 10 years from now because i have some dope friends. 
       in 50 years maybe ill be the head of a design department making bank. living in a nice house driving a nice car. graphic designers can make bank after a couple years in the buisness. i hope i can live a long wealthy and healthy life so i dont have to worry about debt or depression or any health issues.

color story GTA 5 Edition

Color Story

The blue car was flying down the highway at 120 miles per hour. the cops were chasing the car but fell far behind because the car was to fast for the police cars. 
the helicopter flying above began shooting at the car but the car was so fast and the handling was so good the car just went back and forth dodging the bullets.
the car finally got outside the city and the cops began to ambush the car with spike strips and roadblocks but the car evaded them. the police would shoot at the car but it had no effect.
the car had reached the wide open highway surrounded by green fields. the car began to speed up reaching a speed of 150 miles an hour.there was no chance of the police catching the car so they called in back up from the military. humvees and and jeeps were flying down the high way after the car.
a khaki colored humvee began firing its machine gun hitting the back of the car. the driver rolled down the window and began firing an uzi and the humvee hitting the tire cause the humvee to flip and explode sending the soldiers driving it to there deaths.
a black fbi car came flying up behind the car and shot the cars tire.the car flipped and landed on the guard rail of the highway. the car burst into flames and exploded sending the driver flying. a mysterious text came into focus and it clearly said in bold red letters “Wasted”.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Vibrant Day Lily & Glistening Sand

 Vibrant Day Lily
The Color is dope
it is an awesome orange shade
it is like the suns rays


Glistening Sand
I hate this color
it is very gross looking
it a gross white shade

Grey peom

with a pinch of salt
under a country fog
on a stormy day
in the city of silver liberty
there was an overcast
color of charcoal stone
as i tended to the iron work

Violet poem

I saw a lilac crystal
embedded in a hushed cavern
within a cluster of lilac
with an opulent feel
the colors returned me to the vineyard
in February the colors glow
and we ate boysen berries

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Item Writing

Collin Hansen
Mrs. Frasier
Creative writing
1/16/2015
Starbucks Coffee Cup
Yesterday when we went out and searched for items around the school I found a Starbucks cup. I picked it up because it reminded me about white girls. The reason it reminded me of white girls is because stereotypically white girls always end up gathered around Starbucks. Starbucks has successfully taken of the major population of hipsters and white chicks. As far as why white chicks and hipsters gather around Starbucks and spend lots of money on lattes and Cappuccinos I will never know. Coffee isn’t even that great like maybe black coffee but all these people are ordering lattes and spice chi vanilla frap chinos. When and why did a spice chi vanilla frap chino ever come into existence?
                Americans wonder why they have no money…It’s probably because they are spending it on coffee that cost more to drink then to make. You go to Starbucks and pay like 5 dollars for a black coffee which is ridiculous. At least recycle the cup because I found one on the ground which is why I am typing this. People buy at least one cup of coffee a day so take the cup and make art or something just don’t leave it lying around on the ground to get run over or eventually get consumed by some animal that finds it on the side of the road.
                I have never had Starbucks because I only like regular coffee that isn’t 5 dollars a cup. I can go to my grandparents and get free coffee at 0 dollars a cup and drink as many cups as I feel necessary. Plus my grandparent’s coffee is the bomb diggity. Like its off brand coffee but its good which is something to look forward to when you work late and decide to stay the night there instead of driving all the way back to Springfield. Coffee doesn’t need special spice and chemicals in it to make it good. In fact half of what they put in it might possibly kill you maybe, I’m not sure but if I’ve never heard of it I’m not consuming it.
                I need to start like giving white girls and hipsters to go buy coffee from my grandparent’s because their coffee is going to be better than any coffee they will buy at some chain of coffee venders. Plus my grandparents’ coffee isn’t going to have unknown chemicals and spices in it which makes it probably 10 times safer to drink. So to all hipsters and white girls go buy coffee at my grandparents’ house that way you are less likely to ingest toxic coffee spice chemicals and more likely to give my grandparents money. My grandparent’s coffee also would come in a ceramic mug so you won’t have any paper cups to leave lying on the ground or to mess up the beautiful world’s ecosystem because our earth should be clean and coffee cup-less and coffee should not be over spiced or over whip creamed .

                

Friday, January 9, 2015

I Am...

I am…
A son, the older of 2 boys, from Springfield Missouri, and a city kid
A brother, the opposite of my younger sibling, and probably the coolest
A loved grandson, a helper for my grandparents , wanting to move down to live with them so I can help them more then I am able to here.
A graphic designer, working for Onstage Productions LLC, and going to otc to get my degree in graphic design, half of a DJ/Producer duo that travels all over playing sick festivals and bumpin’ clubs
A student in high school stoked to graduate, ready to get out of high school, a senior
A boyfriend to Abbie Bown for almost a year now, an avid pizza addict.
I am…
Music, art, food, beanies
Lazy days, grand theft auto and call of duty and pizza with my girlfriend
An old stuffed dog my grandmother gave me when I was six
Music I’ve made over the course of 3 years and shows I’ve played in front of awesome crowds.
 Stage selfies and professional photos taken with Markie my musical bro at various shows.
Movies I watch over and over and over again.
Staying up late playing shows and writing music then getting up early for class
I am…
Blue eyes blonde hair and 5’9
Skinny jeans joggers and vans, toms, hoodies
Beanies or a snapback which I never leave home without
18, ready to be 21 for no particular reasons.
Getting older and gaining more responsibility and freedom.

Learning more and gaining knowledge as the day’s months and years go by.